Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin by Kathy Griffin

Author:Kathy Griffin
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Humor, Entertainment & Performing Arts, General, United States, Personal Memoirs, Actors, Comedians, Biography & Autobiography, Biography, Women
ISBN: 9780345518569
Publisher: Random House, Inc.
Published: 2010-09-15T05:00:00+00:00

As we get some distance on the reporter, Andy turns and says, “Are we gonna go eat something?” We had plans to eat after the show, but in an attempt to keep his ass out of jail, I laid down the law and said, “Yes, Andy, but at a restaurant, not a bar. We’re going now. We’re getting a meal, and you need to stay away from any reporters.”

“I have to come in your car,” he says. “I lost my limo.”

I’m dumbfounded. “How did you lose your limo in Jacksonvil e, Florida?”

“I DON’T KNOW!” he cried out. “GA-A-AHD!”

“Fine. We’re going to a restaurant, but it’s just you and me. No boys.”

Andy has a penchant for eighteen-year-old boys. As wel as girls. He can’t decide. “No eighteen-year-old boys. I’m not gonna get pul ed over in fucking Jacksonvil e, Florida, with you and some fucking teenager.”

“Al RIGHT, GRANDMA!” he screams.

So I’m waiting in the limo, and when Andy hops in he goes, “Let’s go eat!” He’s acting like nothing’s happened. Sure enough, three col ege boys get in. I say, “You’re fucking kidding me. I might be codependent, but I am not going to jail for this shit.”

Andy closes the door, and as the car was pul ing away, I turned to al three boys.

“You guys al know you have to blow Andy, right?”

Two of them instantly hop out of the moving vehicle.

The other one shrugged, and stayed.

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